who remembers playing pokemon ranger and going fucking ham
CORCLES
By fucking GOD we made corcles
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Why is Ian wearing the most massive uggs I’ve ever seen
Because he can
because he’s GAY next question
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chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv:
wanting to go to İceland is wanting to go to Berlin for ppl who have already been to Berlin
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god made us tumblr mutuals because he knew we’d otherwise be failed actresses bickering in a decrepit mansion
We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.
I love this in every way possible. What is it from? Where can I read more?
The pitfalls of experimental archaeology and puppies.
link to source:
“Unraveling the Linothorax Mystery, or how Linen Armor Came to Dominate our Lives.”
cc: @petermorwood
I wrote my final paper for english on ancient forms of armor, and let me tell you, linothorax is literally one of the most advanced forms of armor, EVER. The handwoven fibers of linen, stacked on top of each other in dozens of layers, made the armor basically impenetrable, and could easily protect the wearer from any slashing or cutting blows. On top of this, it was incredibly lightweight, breathe able and even water repellant. Compared to the heavy bronze Hoplite armor, this shit was the sexiest armor in town
i bet if 100 gecs released Temporary Secretary you would all like it. you would like it wouldn’t you you little freaks
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